Total Medals Earned: 287 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,760 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first 10 levels
Complete the first 15 levels
Complete the first 20 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/14 (35/70 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
collect a purple orb
collect a green orb
see "the end"
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (80/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (175/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Try again 15 times
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/155 points)
Your journey ends here! Or not, try again!
A blind man driving?
Ouch, that must hurt extra bad.
Be aware: noise attracts the beast!
Pay no mind, this is just a normal a bush.
You gotta a good aim for a blind man.
You know how to keep your mouth shut. Good.
Who needs to see when you got ninja senses.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/65 points)
Fail to get help.
Cause the gift to disappear.
Fail to return an item.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/400 points)
Complete level three on normal difficulty.
Complete level two on normal difficulty.
Complete level one on normal difficulty.
Complete level four on normal difficulty.
Complete level five on normal difficulty.
Complete level six on normal difficulty.
Complete level nine on normal difficulty.
Complete level eight on normal difficulty.
Complete level ten on normal difficulty.
Complete level seven on normal difficulty.
Complete level nine on hard difficulty.
Complete level eight on hard difficulty.
Complete level three on hard difficulty.
Complete level ten on hard difficulty.
Complete level seven on hard difficulty.
Complete level two on hard difficulty.
Complete level one on hard difficulty.
Complete level four on hard difficulty.
Complete level five on hard difficulty.
Complete level six on hard difficulty.
Complete level nine on impossible difficulty.
Complete level eight on impossible difficulty.
Complete level three on impossible difficulty.
Complete level ten on impossible difficulty.
Complete level seven on impossible difficulty.
Complete level two on impossible difficulty.
Complete level one on impossible difficulty.
Complete level four on impossible difficulty.
Complete level five on impossible difficulty.
Complete level six on impossible difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
buy 3 buckets
start the game
hire 5 fishermans
buy 10 nets
get 100 cps
buy 20 traps
get 1000 cps
buy 50 boats