Total Medals Earned: 287 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,760 Points
Medals Earned: 14/32 (85/500 points)
Challenge Accepted!
Level 1
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Level 5
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Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
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Level 12
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Level 14
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Level 26
Level 27
Level 28
Level 29
Level 30
Complete!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Reach a score of five on a single run.
Purchase an item from the store.
Reach a score of 25 on a single run.
Reach a score of 100 on a single run.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Complete the Quiz
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/500 points)
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (185/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Find all health upgrades!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Read all books!
Find and Kill Billy!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Turn a wall into a door
Slay the Savior
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
???
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)